All Is Not Calm & Bright Christmas 40 oz Insulated Tumbler
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For parents whose Christmas is loud, not postcard-perfect
This 40 oz tumbler is built for the wrapping-paper storm: coffee at dawn, iced drinks between carpools, water and tea when the tree lights stay on too late. The front says what the living room already knows—“All Is Not Calm & All Is Not Bright, I Have Kids”—hand-designed by Gia Roma so the joke lands without looking like a novelty gag.
Carry it through the house
A grip handle keeps a full 40 oz cup from becoming another thing you set down and lose in the wrapping pile.
Gift-ready parent humor
Festive matte red or green with a crisp white saying—easy to wrap for moms, dads, teachers, and anyone running Christmas with kids.
Drinks you actually finish
Sized for coffee, iced coffee, water, tea, and holiday sips so you are not refilling between every school concert and cookie tray.
Still cold after the school pickup. Still warm after the last present.
Double-insulated stainless steel is specified to hold temperature through a long holiday day—without a sweaty ring on the piano bench.
Hours cold
Keeps liquids cold for 12+ hours in this 40 oz cup.
Hours warm
Keeps liquids warm for 10+ hours when you fill it hot.
Ounces
One fill covers coffee, iced drinks, water, or tea without constant trips to the kitchen.
Stainless steel interior, double insulated, sweat-resistant exterior.
Still cold after the school pickup. Still warm after the last present.
Double-insulated stainless steel is specified to hold temperature through a long holiday day—without a sweaty ring on the piano bench.
Straw
Sip
Clear rotating 3-in-1 lid
Rotate the lid. Pick straw, sip, or open flow.
The clear lid turns between sip, straw, and open-flow so you can drink while you walk the hallway, then close the straw slot a little when you set it down. A reusable plastic straw is in the box. The handle with grip stays in the other hand.
Straw mode with a slight closure at the straw opening
Sip and open-flow positions on the same rotating lid
Carrying handle with grip for a full cup
Matte red, white graphic
Crisp white lettering sits on the front only. Choose red when you want the louder holiday color.
Matte green, blank back
The reverse is left blank so the cup still looks clean when it faces the room.
Pick the color, not a surprise print
Green or red matte exterior, same white single-sided graphic. What you see is the design you unwrap.
Before you wrap it for a parent
A few practical notes so the gift is used the way it was designed—not as a baby-bottle stand-in or a microwave mug.
Gifting
Use limits
Who is this actually for?
Busy parents navigating Christmas—and it also works as a fun gift for moms, dads, and teachers. The saying is parent humor, hand-designed by Gia Roma.
What comes with it?
The 40 oz tumbler, carrying handle, clear rotating lid, and a reusable plastic straw.
Can they put soda or milk in it?
No. Do not use it to store milk, baby food, or carbonated beverages.
Is the microwave okay for leftover cocoa?
Do not microwave the tumbler. Heat drinks separately, then pour with caution.