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Sassy needlepoint pillow collection featuring witty sayings, colorful floral designs, and cozy farmhouse home decor styling.

Sassy Needlepoint Pillow

Add a little wit to your cozy home with our collection of sassy needlepoint pillows. From clever sayings to laugh-out-loud humor, these decorative accent pillows bring personality, charm, and a touch of mischief to any space. Perfect for living rooms, reading nooks, guest rooms, and gifting, each pillow is designed to spark conversation and showcase your unique style.

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Lawn & Order Needlepoint Pillow
Lawn & Order Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$39.95 USD Regular price$98.00 USD
Talk Birdie To Me Needlepoint Pillow
Talk Birdie To Me Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$98.00 USD
Not For Everyone Needlepoint Pillow
Not For Everyone Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$49.95 USD Regular price$98.00 USD
A rectangular decorative pillow with a colorful geometric diamond pattern in red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and pink. The center features a white square panel with a teal embroidered message that reads, 'Dear Santa - before I explain, how much do you know already?'.
Dear Santa Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$98.00 USD
A rectangular cross-stitch cushion with a light blue border and an off-white center panel. The panel features a blue ornament with red and yellow details above the embroidered black text 'IN MY HOLLY JOLLY ERA'.
Holly Jolly Era Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$98.00 USD
A rectangular cross-stitch cushion with a bright pink striped border and a white center panel featuring the embroidered text 'IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR' in multicolored letters.
Most Wonderful Time Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$98.00 USD
Decorative pillow with striped pattern and text 'More Nutty Than Nice' on a white background
More Nutty Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$89.95 USD Regular price$98.00 USD
A rectangular needlepoint pillow featuring the word 'SLEIGH' in red letters over a green, blue, and white star pattern, with a pink stitched border.
Sleigh Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$89.95 USD Regular price$98.00 USD
A rectangular Christmas needlepoint pillow with a dark green center panel featuring two orange reindeer facing each other and the text 'NOT MY REINDEER NOT MY SLEIGH' in white. The border has a white background with green holly leaves and red berries, and the entire pillow is outlined in dark green.
Not My Reindeer Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$98.00 USD
A rectangular needlepoint pillow with a dark green background, featuring a pixelated reindeer head and the text 'MERRY CHRISTMAS YA FILTHY ANIMAL' in pink, orange, and white. The pillow has a pink and white striped border and is shown on a white background with a soft drop shadow.
Merry Christmas Filthy Animal Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$89.95 USD Regular price$98.00 USD
A rectangular cross-stitch pillow featuring a red central panel with the white embroidered text 'it's all very merry' surrounded by a festive green, red, and blue floral border on a white background.
Very Merry Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$98.00 USD
A rectangular Christmas-themed needlepoint pillow with a red border and a central red panel containing white embroidered text that reads, 'When has a man ever made a list, and checked it twice?' The surrounding border has a white background with red and green holiday motifs, including sleighs and trees.
Check it Twice Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$98.00 USD
Decorative pillow with colorful text and star patterns on a white background
Merry & Bright Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$89.95 USD Regular price$98.00 USD
A rectangular cross-stitch pillow with a red and white gingham border and a white stitched center panel. The panel features a small embroidered cocktail glass with a red rose and the text 'Have Yourself a Merry Little Cocktail' in black lettering.
Merry Little Cocktail Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$89.95 USD Regular price$98.00 USD
A square pink needlepoint pillow with a red border, featuring the words 'BAM BUM' spelled out in colorful, festive letters with holiday motifs like candy canes, holly, and a snowman.
Bah Humbug Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$98.00 USD
Love That for You Needlepoint Pillow
Love That for You Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$98.00 USD
A square decorative pillow with a red border, featuring a pink Halloween-themed pattern with pumpkins, ghosts, and paw prints around a central black square that reads 'YOU DO YOU, BOO' in white block letters.
Boo Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$49.95 USD Regular price$98.00 USD
Pumpkin To Talk About Needlepoint Pillow
Pumpkin To Talk About Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$49.95 USD Regular price$98.00 USD
A rectangular decorative pillow with a green background patterned with white ghosts and black piped edges. The center features a cream-colored square patch with the text 'TOO GHOUL FOR SCHOOL' in black, framed by an orange border.
Too Ghoul Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$29.95 USD Regular price$98.00 USD
Not Needy Needlepoint Pillow
Not Needy Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$98.00 USD
Dazed & Confused Needlepoint Pillow
Dazed & Confused Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$39.95 USD Regular price$98.00 USD
Iconic Needlepoint Pillow
Iconic Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$79.95 USD Regular price$98.00 USD
Mentally Stable Needlepoint Pillow
Mentally Stable Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$69.95 USD Regular price$98.00 USD
Hot Mess Needlepoint Pillow
Hot Mess Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$49.95 USD Regular price$98.00 USD
Big Heart Needlepoint Pillow
Big Heart Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$79.95 USD Regular price$98.00 USD
Chalant Needlepoint Pillow
Chalant Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$69.95 USD Regular price$98.00 USD
A rectangular decorative throw pillow with a pink and coral scallop pattern, featuring a central cream patch with black embroidered text that reads, 'I CAN'T DECIDE WHAT PANTS TO PUT ON TODAY: SMARTY OR FANCY?' The pillow has a black piped border and is shown against a plain white background.
Pants Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$98.00 USD
A rectangular embroidered cushion with a dark green background, light purple wavy pattern, and a central white-bordered patch containing the text 'NONE OF YOUR EMAILS ARE FINDING ME WELL' in dark green lettering.
Emails Finding Me Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$98.00 USD
A rectangular decorative needlepoint pillow with a blue border and a central stitched message reading 'I don't cook, but I can spill the tea' in blue on a cream background, surrounded by a multicolor floral and kitchen-themed border.
Spill the Tea Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$98.00 USD
A rectangular needlepoint pillow with a light blue border, green patterned accents, and a white center panel featuring the text 'MY REALITY CHECK BOUNCED' in blue.
Reality Check Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$98.00 USD
A square pink needlepoint throw pillow with a navy blue border, featuring the embroidered text 'THIS IS MY CIRCUS THESE ARE MY MONKEYS' in multicolored letters, set against a plain white background.
My Circus Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$98.00 USD
A rectangular needlepoint throw pillow with a colorful geometric border in black, pink, orange, and white, featuring a central cream panel with the text 'I'M NOT A REGULAR MOM, I'M A COOL MOM.' in pink.
Cool Mom Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$39.95 USD Regular price$98.00 USD
Try Me Needlepoint Pillow
Try Me Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$39.95 USD Regular price$98.00 USD
A rectangular needlepoint cushion with a cream canvas background, featuring a bright pink border with blue and white floral accents, and blue embroidered text that reads 'if i'm too much then go find less'.
Go Find Less Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$98.00 USD
A rectangular embroidered pillow with a navy blue border, featuring a central blue panel with the text 'AT THIS AGE, I'M NOT MEANT TO LIVE AN UNCOMFORTABLE LIFE' in navy embroidery, surrounded by a white, light blue, and pink floral pattern.
Uncomfortable Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$98.00 USD
Be My Baby Mini Needlepoint Pillow
Be My Baby Mini Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$48.00 USD
A rectangular cross-stitch pillow with a red border and a purple background, featuring a central white panel with the embroidered text 'I'm not a control freak but you're doing it wrong' in purple. The surrounding border has green and red floral patterns.
Control Freak Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$98.00 USD
A rectangular cross-stitch cushion with a colorful geometric border and a central white panel reading 'THIS IS A HORRIBLE IDEA WHAT TIME SHOULD I BE THERE?' in blue embroidery, shown on a white background.
Horrible Idea Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$98.00 USD
A rectangular blue knitted pillow with white embroidered horse silhouettes and hearts around the border, and a central light blue panel with the phrase 'NOT GONNA HOLD MY HORSES' in white text.
Hold My Horses Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$98.00 USD
First Rodeo Needlepoint Pillow
First Rodeo Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$98.00 USD
A rectangular cross-stitch cushion with a colorful diamond-patterned border and an olive green center featuring white embroidered text that reads, 'WELL, WELL, WELL IF IT ISN'T THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY OWN ACTIONS'.
Well Well Well Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$98.00 USD
Not My Circus Needlepoint Pillow
Not My Circus Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$98.00 USD
A rectangular decorative throw pillow with a stitched needlepoint-style design. The pillow features a patterned border in orange and dark navy blue, with a central light blue panel containing the text 'CHILDLESS CAT LADY' in red letters and a small black cat face peeking out at the bottom.
Childless Cat Lady Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$98.00 USD
A square knitted throw pillow in vibrant pink and magenta, featuring a red peace sign and the text 'PLEASE LEAVE BY NINE' in cream lettering, set against a plain white background.
Leave by Nine Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$98.00 USD
A rectangular needlepoint pillow with a red and pink patterned border, a white center panel, and navy blue text reading 'Do I look like I fly coach?'.
Fly Coach Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$98.00 USD
A square decorative needlepoint pillow featuring a central blue square with white embroidered text that reads 'Hold on, let me overthink this', surrounded by a multicolor floral border on a white background.
Overthink Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$98.00 USD
A rectangular decorative throw pillow with a navy blue and white geometric pattern border and a central white panel featuring the text 'My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations' in a muted greenish-gray font.
Reservations Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$98.00 USD
A rectangular cross-stitch cushion with a colorful floral border and a central white panel containing the embroidered text, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me' in black. The cushion is finished with a pink border and is shown against a plain white background.
Come Sit By Me Needlepoint Pillow Sale price$98.00 USD
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